~Kawaii Desu~

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: 
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: 

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired
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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash)